The epic conclusion to this Puzzle of Flesh is an orgy of slime, lightning, mucus, and alien weirdness in Dimension X. Who survives? Who dies? Will Curtis prevail, or will Paul Warner’s new weight loss drug usher in a new golden age of pharmaceuticals?

More importantly, will Spoony survive with his sanity intact?

All signs point to “no.”

EDIT: As a convenience to everyone who’s been following the review in bits and pieces up to now, here’s a link to the “Part 27″ finale, instead of having to slog through half of Hour 5 to get to the new content.

It’s rough going at the loony bin. Joey Fatone is still looking for latex and McNuggets, Ed Norton is shrieking like a banshee, and there’s a weird lady eating her own arm. Later, the drama reaches a fever pitch as Trevor finally reveals his dark secret: the Potato Story. Don’t miss it!

What spells terror like a visit to your psychiatrist? Prepare yourself for a load of long, talky scenes that somehow makes the Senate scenes in the Star Wars prequels seem taut and suspenseful.

Ah well, maybe now we’ll finally figure out what’s wrong with Curtis.

Curtis is a little shaken up over his latest demonic experience, so he and Gay Spoony head over to Chotchkies for some extreme fajitas. But what’s this? Has Bastard Bob struck again and locked the Pensky File?

Let’s sit down and play some Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of the Flesh! I’ve never actually played this game before, so join me on an all new rollercoaster ride through FMV Hell!