Time for a list of the greatest pirate movies! And they’re all rated ARRR!
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Movie Reviews
The Nostalgia Signal is lit! The world is held in the grip of mediocrity, and only the reviewing megapowers united together can battle Boll’s reign of incompetence.
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Rob Zombie’s back with another psychobilly freakout! We barely survived the last Halloween; will this year be any better? It’s the only horror movie you’ll see in this lifetime involving a killer cow, Dr. Frank N. Furter, Weird Al Yankovic, and what could be the longest running chain of the word “fuck” being repeated in any movie in history.
Edit: Yes, I know it’s “Nights in White Satin” by the Moody Blues. I’m blaming heat stroke and dizziness from the pain of the shitty movie for my mental schizm. “Whites in Night Satin” indeed. I think that’s a Klan anthem.
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Here’s my review of Quentin Tarentino’s latest WW2 epic, Inglourious Basterds!
Edit: Paul Verhoeven! That’s the director I was trying to think of!
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Robowar Review
by Spoony on September 6, 2009 · 324 comments
Creator’s commentary can be found here.
Reb Brown, star of Space Mutiny and Yor, returns in his greasiest adventure yet! Can he and the elite BAM Squad survive the terror of the Robowar?
Edit: Bruno Mattei was a director on Porno Holocaust. Joe D’Amato just got top-billing. There has been no goof!
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