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Vlog 11-15-09 – 2012

Spoony — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:30:22 +0000

The Mayans warned us…but they didn’t see the end of their own civilization coming, now did they?

Vlog 11-7-09 – The Fourth Kind

Spoony — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:48:52 +0000

So what’s the fifth kind, moving in together?

Vlog 10-11-09 – Paranormal Activity

Spoony — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:59:38 +0000

Not sure if you should believe the hype? Who ya gonna call?

Vlog 9-29-09 – Pandorum

Spoony — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 06:26:30 +0000

You got me out of bed for this?

1408 in 5 Seconds

Spoony — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:15:02 +0000

It’s an evil f@#$ing room.

Review Like a Pirate – Part the Thirde

Spoony — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:30:22 +0000

Time for a list of the greatest pirate movies! And they’re all rated ARRR!

Alone in the Dark Review

Spoony — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 03:19:17 +0000

Noah’s audio commentary is here.

The Nostalgia Signal is lit! The world is held in the grip of mediocrity, and only the reviewing megapowers united together can battle Boll’s reign of incompetence.

Robowar Review

Spoony — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:34:37 +0000

Creator’s commentary can be found here.

Reb Brown, star of Space Mutiny and Yor, returns in his greasiest adventure yet! Can he and the elite BAM Squad survive the terror of the Robowar?

Edit: Bruno Mattei was a director on Porno Holocaust. Joe D’Amato just got top-billing. There has been no goof!

Vlog 8-29-09 – Halloween 2

Spoony — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:00:57 +0000

Rob Zombie’s back with another psychobilly freakout! We barely survived the last Halloween; will this year be any better? It’s the only horror movie you’ll see in this lifetime involving a killer cow, Dr. Frank N. Furter, Weird Al Yankovic, and what could be the longest running chain of the word “fuck” being repeated in any movie in history.

Edit: Yes, I know it’s “Nights in White Satin” by the Moody Blues. I’m blaming heat stroke and dizziness from the pain of the shitty movie for my mental schizm. “Whites in Night Satin” indeed. I think that’s a Klan anthem.

Vlog 8-21-09: Inglourious Basterds

Spoony — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 08:54:11 +0000

Here’s my review of Quentin Tarentino’s latest WW2 epic, Inglourious Basterds!

Edit: Paul Verhoeven! That’s the director I was trying to think of!