I just played a marathon, all-nighter session of Empire Total War!
Here’s my review!
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I just played a marathon, all-nighter session of Empire Total War!
Here’s my review!
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Disc 2 starts off inauspiciously as our heroes have been imprisoned by the nefarious Sorceress! What horrors await them at the not-so-tender mercies of Seifer and his electric bed? Is there any hope of rescue from this mobile, subterranean prison, or will its anti-magic field spell doom?
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Some would-be car thieves are barricaded inside a body shop. Will these Pep Boys prove to be 2 Fast and 2 Furious for SWAT, or will they be gone in 60 seconds?
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There’s a gang war at the A-Bomb Club downtown. Let’s suit up and take ‘em down! Maybe we can pick up some hip, swingin’ hostage chicks while we’re there.
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I rented Max Payne from the video store. Payne to the Max, more like!
You can have a great, classic game and still have a horrible time playing it, if you suck. And few people suck at Street Fighter 4 more than me.
Believe me, I spent about 18 hours figuring that out.
Lastly, I went to see the movie Fanboys with my girl Friday (actually, it was Monday). Could the movie suck even more than The Phantom Menace, or is the Force strong with these geeks?
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Bite-sized versions are available here: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
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