The deepest level of FMV Hell awaits as The Spoony One is forced to make the videos of four bands: Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch, INXS, Kriss Kross, and the C+C Music Factory. Will he be able to escape with his sanity, or will these games crush his spirit once and for all?
C’mon, c’mon! Feel it! Feel it! I’ve got some good vibrations about this one.
Our journey into FMV Hell gets even more horrifying as The Spoony One confronts the nefarious Rita Repulsa in the Sega CD game Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.
It’s morphin’ time!
It’s time to shoot the tubes and tackle Sewer Shark for the SegaCD. The sewer level is the lamest level in any game, so what happens when you’ve got a game that consists entirely of sewer levels?
A million pounds of tubesteak!
The Spoony One makes his triumphant return in this review of the worst, most boring game to ever blight the PC or the SegaCD: Microcosm. Take a Fantastic Voyage through FMV Hell and see if you can survive “the ultimate CD-ROM game.” But first, we need to take a look at the most grotesquely over-fluffed instruction manual ever written for a game. Keep a pen handy, or you’ll regret it…
While searching the Internet for some FMV footage, I stumbled across this stinker for Super Wing Commander, a game I never knew existed for a console that had a higher price point in 1994 than the Playstation 3 had in 2006.
So you know this game had to be awesome, right?