Doctor Insano recently appeared on television, attempting to take over the world during Green Bay’s Mynew32 Halloween Special airing of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Host and creator Josh Hadley has kindly pointed me to the footage of the host segments, played to lead in and out of the movie during commercial breaks. Look for special guest stars Bill Mosely, Mr. Lobo, Ivonna Cadaver, and Tony Todd!

As for me, I feel like I let Josh down a bit. The sound during my segments is even more tinny and “roomish” than I remembered, and it’s totally my fault. This was recorded around the same time I was still struggling with my old camera and getting my new HD camera in order, so I was still forced to record with the crummy onboard microphone.

I’d have to start with this guy.

EDIT: It would have to be YouTube, the most evil entity on the planet!

While most research has focused on cybernetics, robotics, and nanotechnology as the most efficient and plausible means of world domination (necromantic and biological studies being harder to control, slower, and harder to mass-produce), there are certain species on this planet that I may have overlooked. Plan #307 was something of an underachievement, as the robotic suicide squirrels, while effective, were too easily distracted by the urge to mate and small pieces of fruit.

The ape, however, has a great track record of success in the world-conquering department because of their sheer numbers and staggering physical strength. Humanity has a tendency to underestimate them because of their relative mental deficiencies and lack of foresight and leadership. Leadership which I, Doctor Insano, could easily provide.

Cybernetic enhancement and brainwashing should be a simple task (stupid monkeys).

My initial battle strategy must rely on the ape’s natural speed, aggression, and ruthlessness to overawe the Earth’s pathetic armies and encourage a swift surrender. To wit: legions of shock troops with a single power that enhances their already-fearsome assault.

My plan:

FIRE APES ON FIRE.

Speed and efficiency are key. Much like the aliens in the movie Signs, this plan has only a limited timeframe before a defense can be mounted with garden hoses and Super Soakers. Even so, initial projections of success are very encouraging, as test subjects confronted with a fiery fucking ape crashing through their fucking wall had a 92% probability of losing their fudge completely.

This plan has the added benefit of minimizing the risk of an eventual ape rebellion, since the survival rate of the flaming apes has been slight.

Well where else are you going to look for other super villains to join your league of evil?

Bite-Sized Version
Linkara’s Audio Commentary

It’s a Crisis of Infinite Insanos! Hypertime is collapsing, and only the allied Linkaras of the multiverse can battle the Anti-Comic that is WARRIOR!

SKRONK!

Here’s an amazing fanvid that actually manages to tell a clever little story about the Doctor and his evil allies of evil doing evil things. Who could stand against a league of villains like Melvin, Neutro, Mr. Stenchler, Fu Manchu, The Overlord, Simon Phoenix, The Thing, Rita Repulsa, Evil Barack Obama, Crazy Don, and the Cobra Kai Guy?

Nobody, that’s who!

When Linkara learns that Spoony is going to review a comic book, he decides he has to create his very own COMPLETELY ORIGINAL video game show!

NOTE: Special thanks to Pike for the logo!

Somehow Angry Joe has discovered Doctor Insano’s temporary Chicago command center!

Disc 2 starts off inauspiciously as our heroes have been imprisoned by the nefarious Sorceress! What horrors await them at the not-so-tender mercies of Seifer and his electric bed? Is there any hope of rescue from this mobile, subterranean prison, or will its anti-magic field spell doom?