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Pumpkinhead – Benzaie’s Outtakes

by Spoony on November 5, 2009 · 140 comments

Benzaie gave me a ton of different takes!

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12Sided November 7, 2009 at 5:19 am

Oh, oh I have one!

“That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that noise when I realized Bayonetta was not an elaborate satire of overy sexualised women in games, The Spoony One makes it now.”

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The Goth November 7, 2009 at 6:06 am

Yeah! Atlas is such a nice guy! It’s a good thing he never tricked us or anything!

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Frozen_Opiates November 7, 2009 at 7:52 am

My heart made that noise when Snape killed Dumbledore. Still makes it to this day…

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cms212 November 7, 2009 at 8:31 am

My heart made that noise when I first realized that the cake is a lie… :(

Benzaie’s just awesome!

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Jim November 7, 2009 at 10:05 am

My heart made that noise when I got my first paycheck and saw how much they took out in taxes.

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Sjuge November 7, 2009 at 11:46 am

Haha, fucking Benzaie. I cracked up at “Atlas is a nice guy” and “about to get laid by the blue alien chick”. =D

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DOSNostalgic November 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm

My heart made that noise when the audience applauded at the end of Transformers 2, the Spoony One makes it now.

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jamie November 7, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Does Benzaie have his own website?

109
Hail Satan November 7, 2009 at 2:10 pm

i like you

110
Kaizen November 7, 2009 at 2:58 pm

My heart made that noise when my girfriend made me watch High School Musical, the Spoony One makes it now.

111
Artificialraven November 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm

My heart made that noise when they forgot to put bacon on my cheeseburger, the Spoony One makes it now.

112
AngryEd November 7, 2009 at 3:07 pm

My heart made that noise when Harmony Gold sued the makers of the rebooted Mechwarrior, the Spoony One makes it now.

113
LennoxMacduff November 7, 2009 at 4:17 pm

My heart made that noise when I watched The Matrix Revolutions for the first time, the Spoony One makes it now.

114
AnnonymousRex November 7, 2009 at 4:22 pm

My heart made that noise when- Wait I’mma let you finished, but Benzaie had the best ‘My heart made that noise’ slogan of all time, of all time!

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MER November 7, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Please put “My heart made that noise when…” on a shirt.

ROFL That line can be used forever.

Yea!! Firefly reference!

My heart made that noise when Firefly was cancelled which later turned into a joyous sound for Serenity before my heart started to bleed at the rising action.

(in reference to Wash and Book)

Meh.

116
Boadicia November 7, 2009 at 4:35 pm

You should have used the one with Twilight or Dragonball Evolution.

My heart made that noise when I saw the Devil May Cry anime. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I found out Fatal Frame 4 wouldn’t be released in North America.

Seriously.

117
LaughingMan November 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm

My heart made that noise when I saw the first 30 seconds of the Nostalgia Critic’s review of Congo. The Spoony One makes it now…

118
desolateone November 7, 2009 at 8:35 pm

My heart made that noise when I was banned from Xbox Live. The Spoony One makes it now.

119
Anonymous Rex November 8, 2009 at 12:08 am

Ohh ohh I got another one!

My heart made that noise when I first saw a PETA ad on The Spoony Experiment’s sidebar, The Spoony One makes it now…

120
M. Mori November 8, 2009 at 3:17 am

Here’s a couple:

“My heart made that noise when I saw the original ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion. The Spoony One makes it now…”

“My heart made that noise when I saw Devastator’s ‘package’ in Transformers 2. The Spoony One makes it now…”

“My heart made that noise when my brother lost my copy of The Neverhood. The Spoony One makes it now…”

121
FRIG! November 8, 2009 at 5:07 am

My heart made that noise when I realised MGS4 ruined the series storyline
OR
My heart made that noise when I realised the RE series has now become a rail shooter.

122
Volatile November 8, 2009 at 7:02 am

My heart made that noise when I first heard Bioshock 2 was going to be delayed..

123
ThreadWeaver November 8, 2009 at 10:11 am

My heart made that noise when I fought Hume in Eternal Daughter. The Spoony One makes it now.

or

My heart made that noise when I found out Maximo was just like Super Ghouls and Ghosts. The Spoony One makes it now.

or (and this one is worst for me by far)

My heart made that noise when the Ayleid doors glitched in the console version of Oblivion, preventing my lv 34 Archmage from completing the main game. The Spoony One makes it now.

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Jim November 8, 2009 at 10:32 am

My heart made that noise when I learned that “Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts” was going to be about nothing but building weird vehicles.

My heart made that noise when my laptop’s hard drive burned out and I lost all my porn.

125
BatOtaku13 November 8, 2009 at 10:49 am

my heart made that noise as i experienced endless eight in haruhi season 2, the spoony one makes it now.

my heart made that noise as i watched batman and robin, the spoony one makes it now.

are you kidding me? i have to go rescue chloe from the train! nothing bad could ever happen in that level! :)

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Jael November 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm

My heart made that noise when I watched Indiana Jones 4.
My heart made that noise when I saw Indiana Jones get raped on that one episode of South Park
My heart mad that noise when I read Breaking Dawn
My heart made that noise when Harry didn’t die at the end of Deathly Hallows and I was out twent buck due to a bet,
My heart made that noise when I found out that Rachelle Leferve was replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard for Eclipse.
My heart made that noise when I lost my bet on the 2008 Elections

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Jim November 8, 2009 at 7:52 pm

Jael: You too? You won’t believe how much I lost in Election Day bets. I was SURE that at least one state would go to the libertarians. Maybe in 2012…

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Jael November 8, 2009 at 10:17 pm

Jim: I was stupid enough to mke a bet with an Obama supporter at my school. I honeslty thought that 2008 would prove the Bradley Effect and that I would get my female vice president.

129
Jim November 8, 2009 at 10:57 pm

How much was the wager for?

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Jael November 9, 2009 at 1:22 am

Jim: $20, plus lunch for the winner.
Mind you, $20 is a lot for a high school student.

131
Matteus November 9, 2009 at 5:43 pm

my heart made that noise when I found out they were remaking A Nightmare on Elm Street and then again moments after when I discovered it will be directed by Michael Bay

dude, losing your animal crossing is harsh! you’d have to play for another year and a half!

132
Michael Rittenberry November 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm

My heart made that noise when I saw Steve Martin playing Inspector Clouseau. The Spoony One makes it now.

My heart made that noise when I slowly realized Raiden was the main character of MGS 2. The Spoony One makes it now.

133
fick dich November 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Oof, you lost your save in Animal Crossing? Wow, my heart goes out to you.
I actually didn’t mind Raiden being the main char in MGS2. Didn’t bother me.

I think you should have gone with the Twilight one.

134
Nels November 9, 2009 at 9:45 pm

My heart made that noise when I found out that I had a Philosophy Midterm on the same day as a Physics 3 Test. The Spoony One makes it now.

135
Jeo November 10, 2009 at 11:39 pm

My heart did not make that noise when this became a meme, but the spoony one makes it now.

136
David K. November 11, 2009 at 6:06 am

I have to agree with spoony’s Commentary and say Beary’s voice is actually cute. lol

137
David K. November 11, 2009 at 6:30 am

You gotta love how Benzaie planned out all these lines before the final product. haha

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Emperor_Z November 12, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Some of these were way better than the ones you ended up using. I woulda went with Sales Tax, or DragonBall, and the blue alien chick or Atlas.

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Matthew G November 13, 2009 at 5:21 am

I would have used Dragonball Evolution / Goatee and blue alien chic.

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Wynters November 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm

My heart made that noise when I discovered that the term ‘booby prize’ was something of a misnomer.

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