Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won’t protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.
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Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won’t protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.
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Damn dude I’ve never seen you this pissed off
And I thought FFVIII was the game you hate the most it looks like Pumkinhead is even worst.
LOL at you screaming and hating this game
I’m glad you didn’t do a ‘Black Hole’ frame sketch. I enjoy you as a reviewer who does some acting, not an actor who does some reviewing. I’ve liked the work you do with Linkara, as he’s the best thing on TGWTG. Again, tho, he’s best when trying to be a reviewer first and an actor second.
I bought Daxter for PSP for $3 at Gamestop. You should feel dirty! They should have gave you money to take that turd.
Holy shit. And I thought I’ve played obscure games. Well, I’m convinced. Pumpkinhead’s Revenge is obviously the reason both alcohol and drugs were invented.
@BuckyMayhem: I think drugs and alcohol were the cause of this game. ;)
Poor Spoony Bum. :(
is it bad that the second time watching this I Jumped when linkara in a robe appeared.
stopped with a handfull of cereal ready o be nommed.
Well now the internet has something to go on. Yeah you did not beat the game, but … who really wants to?
Personally I am still having FMV game nightmares of critical path.
Yo Spoony could you please rip the ISO of that game and put it on Megaupload? After seeing this video I’m convinced that I HAVE to see the ending like I’ll even record the entire thing if you’re interested I just don’t have the game and I’ve looked all around and couldn’t find it
on IMDb the popularity went up 500% this week (i am guessing because of this video)
brilliant
Look at this guys written review from imdb is hillarious http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182839/ he says its good lol
I love yoo SpoonyBum! I give you hug!
Who in their right mind would create a game like this?
I guess i answered my own question.
Go Spoony! #1 Woo
And Spoony finally has his Manos.
Anyone else think the Cigarette was just a lame attempt at a ’smoking kills’ message?
No mention of Sherriff Garak? I’m surprised.
Nice job.
Wow… can’t believe the TGWTG angst. Come on people, I just sat through Phantasmagoria 2 all the way through. Benzaie dancing nearly naked will forever haunt my dreams now people! So it’s not like the first time he’s used TGWTG crossovers. And the part with Linkara, in case you dude monkeys didn’t notice, was SUPPOSED to be stupid. Sheesh, I didn’t hear you guys complain about Benzaie’s clip in here.
As someone who actually enjoys Final Fantasy 8 and Sonic Unleashed, I should hate you both. But I don’t. I love you guys and the bits, keep ‘em up.
I loved this review. I love the bum. I love Linkara. I love Dr. Insano. Dr. Insano is just an awesome character, whether he’s tormenting Linkara or hiring Squall to kill you. Dude. Love it.
And I do agree with people here who say that you are enough or more than enough to keep our attention spans. Still, without TGWTG, I wouldn’t know who you are, and I LIKE the crossovers and continuity bs. It makes things fun. It’s an easter egg for the regular followers. And it helps that you team up with good reviewers (Linkara and Benzaie being two of my fav TGWTG personalities).
lol. “Space Mountain is my penis…”
Nice Doctor Horrible reference. This review was awesome.
This game is fuck fuck fuckedey fuck fuck.
This is the best review yet Spoony, i can’t stop watching it.
Apparently Bloodwings isn’t the only thing BAP Interactive made: they made the terribleness that is… Sonic’s Schoolhouse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic%27s_Schoolhouse
And it seems that it uses the same engine as Bloodwings. That is a bad sign
Spoony, I’ve seen this video 4 times now. It’s just hilarious. One of the very best I’ve seen here. Keep it up!!
I think you just discovered Hell, spoony….
Holy mother is that “game” bad. I mean wow.
I think I found the only moment in this movie when Spoony wasn’t pissed off:
“I’d still take your ass to space mountain, and then bust my second nut into those beautiful boobs of yours,
I don’t care HOW big they are…
WOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Scarlett must’ve loved that comment, Spoony Boy Rick Flair
this is your funniest episode sense the thing review. i love when you go back to the old spoony before you made big giant cross overs. basic spoony rules
even if you do kill the guys who made the game, you’ll go to jail for murder Noah
Thats just great if ya want to send me those names and addresses i’d be more than happy to deal with them for you…lol “I WILL STAB YOU IN THE BRAIN” why not just punch thier souls? oh wait they don’t have souls.lol
oh i have a horrible game you might wnt to review very very horrible jus email me
After that you should review a good game like system shock.
Why does the main menu have a “Save Game’ option?
“…………………………………………Beware. You’re entering the world of pumpkin heaaaaaaad”
How much was that loony lady being paid for saying that? $1? Abysmal. And was it the same witch as the one that starred in Pumpkinhead 2?
hey spoony how come u didn’t mention that there were a pumpkinhead 3 and 4?
lol i just rented pumkin head 1 and 4 thats right there are 4 movies
Chill out, some paper got jammed, some of my paper got jammed.
Spending hours sifting through websites, watching 2 semi-related movies, and buying a second copy of a crappy game just to get the instruction book is certainly dedication. It is too bad all of that didn’t really help that much to get through with that game.
I mean, wow…it is enough that a game forces you to read the instruction manuel so you would know what the HFIL you need to do. However, when a game is still unplayable making you wonder what in the hoolies you need to do even WITH reading the instructions…that is certainly a sign of a truly bad game. I feel for you man.
Anyway, I’m surprised that “Spoony’s Rage” didn’t blow up the Earth this time. Has he learned to control it enough that only certain people (like Benzaie) could hear his “heart-rendering scream”? Or are we actually watching the Spoony-clone (or, as I call him, Kopi-Spoony), who only has half the power of the real Spoony? XD
Great review – the funny thing is I actually bought this game when I was young (well, my mum actually bought it). It feels like the programmers just copied the Windows maze screensaver and threw FMVs and sprites in. Goddamn it was terrible.
…Wonder if I still have the disc…
I remember watching the original movie, late at night on the Sci Fi channel. It’s actually not that bad. Worth a look if anyone is interested.
Too bad Noah didn’t watch the second movie before he played the game. But jeez this game looks horrible, so much it can depress someone.
okay, that was awesome spoony one. I almost fell off my chair at the “I WILL STAB YOU IN THE BRAIN!!!” part.
I don’t think the people who designed this “game” have a brain fro him to stab…..
Oh Jesus, the look on your face when you said you bought another one… I cried laughing.
Lol , at least i have better luck with the game. I was one of the suckers that bought the game when it first came out as i actually loved fmv games. Played it like for a day and gave it up until this year where i decided to drag it out of mothballs and attempt to play it since i couldn’t find a single review or video of the game , had totally forgotten how to play it but after a couple of hapless attempt , i managed to get the gist of it.
The “stolen goods” part came from one of the movie clip where it shows some guy offloading some stolen stuffs from the back of a truck , if you grab anything from that movie clip , you will get the warning. The mirror is used for the gatekeeper room for his puzzle , the candles you will need for the hidden passage because it doesn’t have light and the key as you found out is for the chest , all those stupid stuffs from the chests is for the gatekeeper puzzle.
You can also skip the whole stupid vortex with the crystals by pressing esc key , it is pretty crappy game but i wanted to do that video for youtube so i persevere. The wall where you can recharge your green energy , the wall will recharge itself after a while and you can use it again. Your red bar/health , you can recharge it outside these lava pits outside the wall area involving these egg things.
I had totally forgotten how to play that ridiculously hard 2nd level , there was a way to block pumpkinhead’s attack in the movie clips but i had forgotten how to. I never did complete the game.
fmvgamer: Wow. Just wow. Well, whatever floats your boat pal
Are FMV-games any good? I haven’t ever played any of them, and never heard of an actually decent one. The subject interests me, because it is a special part of the video-games (recent) history.
Btw, great review Noah, I laughed a lot. Thank you. In my opinion, your best review was The Thing, and after that Final Fantasy 8.
Keep up the good work Noah,
Cheers.
There’s plenty of decent ones – the tex murphy games , gabriel knight 2 etc.
Wow…………. that was BAD
I uploaded the main (and pretty much only) song from the game here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3D3nyPezcU in case anyone wants to hear it uninterrupted and in all its glory.
I know where you live now Noah.
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