Dr. Hemos is on the loose! Will Agent Snake and Agent Walken be able to pick up the track of the vampire in time?
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Dr. Hemos is on the loose! Will Agent Snake and Agent Walken be able to pick up the track of the vampire in time?
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i dunno about you guys but if i was dealing with vampires i’d always have a gun ready in one hand and holy water in the next…at ALL times
Why do these people always enter locations and not bother with the lights? (or night vision goggles)
I mean, if they are part of a ‘paranormal’ unit that deals with ‘children of the night’ you’d think that they’d….I dont know…..wear NVG!
This way you can see the environment in the dark and not blunder about like a idiot.
You’re the man, Spoony! I hope you escape the Blagole!
One would think that hunters of the supernatural would be better fighters…
Anyway; good job on this and Spoony (looking around to make sure nobody else hears it) I want some of those… items mentioned at the very end of LordKaTs’ “Until We Win – Deadly Towers” video too ;-)
I don’t know how much more of this I can take. Your riffing helps a lot but, oh man this is so bad.
And for that matter you’d think they would be used to getting attacked, i mean come on! if your job is hunting down things like vamps and stuff you’d think they would be more alert about what the hell their doing!!! you don’t see soldiers wearing bull’s eye shirts in the middle of a war zone,
Well, i guess TRAX simply used up all there funds on the “High Tech” equipment they give to their agents, and so cannot afford in actually training them in being useful with it.
p.s Spoony you rock man! Glad your feeling better man!
Wow Someone has been busy. Too bad this game doesn’t have machine gun toting werewolves :)
PLEASE do a review of Twilight
Stop being so not funny.
Very good Gollum impression, Spoony. And this coming from a person who can nail Gollum’s voice.
Out of curiosity, though, why does the computer speak in broken sentences? I can understand automated callers doing this, because they have to stop to insert new words…
Today is…Wednesday.
Today is…Thursday.
But this computer isn’t working on automated speech. So why bother with the pauses?
Well, the girl that got her eyes removed didn’t cry, at least. OSNAP.
Wait, they use organs from someone who was in the electrical chair?
You’d think those organs would have been completely useless, especailly the eyes unless their version of the electrical chair only fries the brain from the inside out which would still damage everything.
Also, eye transplants? Wut?
Wait… Don’t they need their ’supa secret supa glasses’ to transmit what they see? Isn’t the camera in those?… Then how the hell does that work with the last scene where none of them wears it?
Dr. Acula. LOL Priceless.
Spoony, what will we do when you run out of shitty FMV games to play? I love your riffs on these, man. Keep it up.
“Where did you learn how to fly?” I hope I’m not the only one who got the Cybermorph reference.
Wait? A blackout in a hospital??? Don’t they have backup generators?
Dr Insano cameo, nice!
I’m kind of surprised that you didn’t notice that the blinded woman said “Don’t worry, I didn’t see anything”.
Oooooh, nasty…….
By the way, your Christopher Walken impersonation is hilarious.
ooh, was that “Bat Boy found in cave” line an Onion News Headline reference?
Malibu? Looks more like Stevie Richards :-/
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“I didn’t see anything.” Priceless, writers, priceless. She sure adjusted to the whole “I just had my eyes ripped from their sockets” deal pretty quickly, huh?
I gotta love that bit where Graves mutters about the accident on the side of the road. I guess they drove past it, so they just added a bit of throwaway dialog to make it look like it’d been part of the storyline all along. I guess something like JUST EDITING IT OUT would have been too much effort.
And if the computer thing can auto-control the agents (what are they? Robots?) why the hell do they need you? Couldn’t they just auto-control the whole time? ‘Course, I don’t know why I’m expecting anything in this game to make sense…
Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors
lol, I was wondering how long it would take Spoony to call them out on the SHODAN ripoff.
DUDE! YES! I’m related to Pat Buttram! So happy you actually said the last name right too! sweet!
This game makes no sense logically. Where’s the common sense to turn on the damn light switch if you’re going to enter a room where ther was an organ harvest orgy?
The idea of Spoony doing a Twilight review… say, Spoony, didn’t you mention in the Mak Your Own Video review that you have a sister? Why not bring her on to review Twilight.
Holy crap, the CD was more comprehendable than this was!
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
First thing I thought of when I saw part 1 I was waiting for this reference thanks for not letting me down Spoony, now I can cry in peace.
“Man. I went to the doctor the other day. All this guy did was suck blood out of my neck. Never go to see Dr. Acula.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
In response to FaustSnake, corneal implants are real and they do techincally take implants from what they call Cardiac Death Donors (donors whose hearts have stopped as opposed to donors who are brain dead,) but I don’t think that includes organs that have been cooked in the electric chair. I’m guessing the designers went something like this, “Wouldn’t be cool if our villian was this guy whose organs went to different people and now he’s taking them back?” “Doesn’t that kind of rip off Jeepers Creepers?” “Screw you!” “Well how did this guy die anyway?” “In the electric chair…” “Can organs that were in the electric chair be donated?” “Shut up! Plot holes are awesome!”
Oh Spoony, if I wasn’t already married I would rock your freakin’ world, the way you rock mine…(You know, by making hilarious video reviews…)
I’m kinda surprised you didn’t comment on stage 2 illustration of Dr. Hemos “bloodlust” which listed “angry rage” as a symptom. Angry rage. As opposed to what? Happy rage? Angry joy?
Also, your Walken-ing just makes me thirst for more Ripper… it’s un-fucking-believable…
The constant horrible beeping in the power-lost hospital scenes?
My alarm clock.
Same freaking generic SCREE SCREE SCREE noise, intolerably horrid… Not enough to distract me from how freaking bad this all is, but it definitely benefits in making it easier to pay attention to Spoony and his wonderful comedy.
oh God my head….shakey camera…gonna barf….
Is that….is that a fucking Sega Genesis in the home of the lady with no eyes?
@Oskar
She JUST had her eyes ripped out. She could have been playing it before.
God, I hate midwestern accents. How is it that the tiny little strip of land where the non-regional accent comes from is it the midwest? Seriously, I don’t get that. One of the reasons I always hated Sarah Palin. I mean, I know that working around death and killing monsters must be pretty jading and kinda calls for a cynical attitude, but does she really have to be so inconsiderate that she’s basically shooting ice every time she opens her mouth? What a bitch. I haven’t seen such heartlessness, conceity, and apathy since CWC. And that’s saying something.
Wait, isn’t Hayden Christensen a girl?
Why do the nurses look like they’re from the 50s? Nurses dress in scrubs. I don’t think they’ve worn dresses since the 70s.
You mean the “NEPHROLOGY” ward?
I really want to know where this was filmed.
Goddammit, why does EVERYONE use the name “Snake”? There are only 2 people in the world who can use that name: Snake Plissken and Solid Snake. With everyone else, it’s just cheap and uncreative.
Wow, they actually made Dr. Hemos look like Nosferatu. Interesting.
I actually think Snake is kinda hot. The deep gruff voice, long scraggly hair, and peach fuzz are fucking sexy.
@fick you should go down to the local needle exchange in my area there are plenty of guys who fit your description. I’m sure they would be willing to sell you some favors.
ROFLMAO Love the Clue movie reference at the end of part 2.
This is what happens when game creators confuse “badass” with “completely unlikeable excuse for a human being”. Every last one of those TRAX agents gets on my nerves, from their ridiculous overconfidence in their abilities (which we have yet to see any evidence of) to the outright contempt they show to the people they are supposed to be helping it really makes you wonder if they are even the good guys.
You let a bunch of second-rate cops in on a secret and suddenly they act like they are gods or something,
YESSSS You made a Cybermorph reference!
this game really is so bad that it’s borderline unwatchable even with your hilarious commentary.
You are brave, good sir.
Loved the scrubs reference.
Goddamnit that woman cannot focus properly. LOOK AT ME YOU REBOOT REJECT!
Horrible, horrible puns! I love it!
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