Sigh… Classic Spoony One entertainment. I was worried for a while that he was going to get stuck doing just rants, thankfully he’s going back to his good old reviewing roots. Great job Spoony.
I think he was looking for a human body, which is why he was surprised.
Lol, his name is “Fidus Hemos”. A nice mix of Latin and Greek! Fidus is a real name, but it’s really really really old fashioned. Remember, he’s a vampire, so he’s immortal and probably has been around since the Dark Ages when names like that would’ve been normal.
The FMV isn’t that bad. It’s not grainy or filled with lines, and it actually takes up the whole screen.
They really pulled this off in a silly way. Why didn’t they just turn it into a standard adventure game instead of a “chose your own adventure” video?
So did Dragon Strike and Terror TRAX all take from the same pool of c-list actors? I guess the DM from Dragonstrike decided he’d had enough of bad roleplayers like Malibu and decided to sprout some fangs to suck the life out of the mullet-maned-moron.
Another great FMV Hell review, Spoony! It’s strange that I’ve never seen or played this game. Huh, for an FMV game, it doesn’t really offer much. Anyway, can’t wait for you to review the entire game.
I don’t know how you do it Spoony. The first couple of comments got me laughing out loud, and it just got better from there. Loved the DX reference. :D
When you do reviewing job, me and my sister just can’t stop laughing! Please, make more videos like this one ’cause we really miss THE Spoony One that reviewed Phantasmagoria 2 (my sis had a bad headache during one of those laughing fits)))! It’s your divine calling, Noah! Really!
Shame, I was hoping this would be an actual review rather than a commentary. Kinda sucks we can’t tell what choices you make.
But really, these TRAX officers are supposed to be specially trained to deal with these supernatural entities, but he doesn’t have the sense to draw his handgun before entering a suspicious building or attempting an arrest? Really? At least the FMV version looks slightly better than the audio version….or is that just me?
“They make an oath to only play baseball in thunderstorms.”
Spoony, I can probably guess you’re not a big Twilight fan (then again, none of the guys I know are), but that quote pretty much made this review an epic win for me among other reasons.
Wow I never thought we would see any of the actors from “Dragon Strike” again. Not only did we get Malibu the Warrior, but we also the Mr. Disembodied head the Dragon Master. What in the wide world of fuck is Mr. Lippy doing at an escort service? I hope the TRAX producers hid their paste when she was on set! Great work Spoony, thanks for some more laughs. I hate to sound like an ass kisser but you are getting extremely efficient with your riffing capacity.
I am not sure if you mentioned it spooney, but the guy who playd Dr. Hemos is that wierd floating head guy from your dragon strike review. And he is just as amusing. lol
I swear to God I’ve seen that Office Graves douche in a porno before. Either that or he’s got a twin out there running around San Fernando Valley and fucking people on camera.
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Wendoly Szlash, the curly haired vampire lesbo. She looks like Jessica Hecht, the curly haired lesbo called Susan from Friends.
This does indeed bring MANOS into mind. I think they should have put a Torgo in here. “The Master…will…not…be…pleased…”. (Sorry about the ellipses).
Sigh… Classic Spoony One entertainment. I was worried for a while that he was going to get stuck doing just rants, thankfully he’s going back to his good old reviewing roots. Great job Spoony.
Holy Crap! is it just me or is that Dr. Hemos the Dungeon Master from the Dragon Strike video!
I’m probably wrong, but Dr. Hemos looks and sounds ALOT like the Dragon Master from the Dragon Strike video
Yeah I had to pause at the DX line, that was brilliant
I think he was looking for a human body, which is why he was surprised.
Lol, his name is “Fidus Hemos”. A nice mix of Latin and Greek! Fidus is a real name, but it’s really really really old fashioned. Remember, he’s a vampire, so he’s immortal and probably has been around since the Dark Ages when names like that would’ve been normal.
The FMV isn’t that bad. It’s not grainy or filled with lines, and it actually takes up the whole screen.
They really pulled this off in a silly way. Why didn’t they just turn it into a standard adventure game instead of a “chose your own adventure” video?
Great job, boss.. either you’re getting funnier or the allergy meds are kicking in big time. I’ll wager the former.
Old school MST3K smartassmanship at its finest!! TY!
Oh, wait his name was Vitus. Oh that’s a normal name. Still odd to have a Latin name with a Greek last name. I always pronounced it like “Vital”. Hm.
Really? LAT-DATE? Are you kidding? Not L8-DATE? Or A-L8-DATE? Or 4L8-DATE? Seriously, it’s not that hard.
Ohhhh that Affleck…
that reference made my day!
I suspect the music in the introduction may have come from a classic film starring Kurt Russel.
Nice DX reference.
Yeah, guys who watch Let’s Plays are pathetic.
I like all the wrestling references lawl
“Holy water… don’t leave home without it.”
“Yeah one time I loaded holy water in this super soaker, that was sooo triumphant.”
LMMFAO!!! Spoony, you rule.
I’ll think of her as Hexadecimal from Reboot lol
So did Dragon Strike and Terror TRAX all take from the same pool of c-list actors? I guess the DM from Dragonstrike decided he’d had enough of bad roleplayers like Malibu and decided to sprout some fangs to suck the life out of the mullet-maned-moron.
Your Trax officer is Stevie Richards. That is phenomenal.
awesome jay and silent bob strike back reference
I thought it was okay. I thought you might be trying too hard. The original Terror Trax were done live with no pre-writing correct?
The fucking computer thing is the scariest thing in the game.
God, that was so damn funny… I loved your “fang” pun.
That vampire with the frizzy hair looks really familiar somehow.
Now this is classic Spoony! Rants and reveiws of the worst game ever made. More videos like this please, less of the other stuff!
LOL Noah, please return from BLAGOLE :)
Another great FMV Hell review, Spoony! It’s strange that I’ve never seen or played this game. Huh, for an FMV game, it doesn’t really offer much. Anyway, can’t wait for you to review the entire game.
I don’t know how you do it Spoony. The first couple of comments got me laughing out loud, and it just got better from there. Loved the DX reference. :D
is that girl from lat date the kindergarten teacher from billy madison cuz im almost positive that she is
Are you ready?
yeah, the chick on the phone was ms. Lippy! thank you very much MS. LIPPY!!!
When you do reviewing job, me and my sister just can’t stop laughing! Please, make more videos like this one ’cause we really miss THE Spoony One that reviewed Phantasmagoria 2 (my sis had a bad headache during one of those laughing fits)))! It’s your divine calling, Noah! Really!
This is one of your best videos ever. Especially the line about decorating the christmas trees in hell with whores.
Nevermind that dungeon master guy. Did that male officer do the voice of solid snake by any chance?
Haha, your rifftrax’s rock, Spoony! This really made my day
Did anybody else notice “Miss Lippy” (the psycho kindergarten teacher from Billy Madison) in the Late Date commercial?
Shame, I was hoping this would be an actual review rather than a commentary. Kinda sucks we can’t tell what choices you make.
But really, these TRAX officers are supposed to be specially trained to deal with these supernatural entities, but he doesn’t have the sense to draw his handgun before entering a suspicious building or attempting an arrest? Really? At least the FMV version looks slightly better than the audio version….or is that just me?
Damn, Spoony, I thought you’d have gotten out of the Blagole by now…
I guess we should send a rescue party…
To the…
BLAGOLE
“They make an oath to only play baseball in thunderstorms.”
Spoony, I can probably guess you’re not a big Twilight fan (then again, none of the guys I know are), but that quote pretty much made this review an epic win for me among other reasons.
“Move bitch, get out the way.”
Hilarious!
Why all the Manos: The Hands of Fate references? I’m still in the process of recovering from having seen that travesty a week ago…it still hurts…
Wow I never thought we would see any of the actors from “Dragon Strike” again. Not only did we get Malibu the Warrior, but we also the Mr. Disembodied head the Dragon Master. What in the wide world of fuck is Mr. Lippy doing at an escort service? I hope the TRAX producers hid their paste when she was on set! Great work Spoony, thanks for some more laughs. I hate to sound like an ass kisser but you are getting extremely efficient with your riffing capacity.
What is the name of that song at the end? I just can’t place it.
I get a little disappointed about FMV Hell. I have never played any FMV game, and never will. Why does Spoony choose such obscure stuff?
1-800-Lat-date is a real phone number for phone sex!
@Confused Emo
You know that how exactly? On second thought, I don’t wanna know.
I am not sure if you mentioned it spooney, but the guy who playd Dr. Hemos is that wierd floating head guy from your dragon strike review. And he is just as amusing. lol
Why is it that the game over scene where Dr Hemos and the 3 vampire whores are feeding on “Snake” looks almost like a vampire themed porno?
Well, think about it, they’re taking turns sucking on him. and the blood dribbling down their chins……It ……..ah, never mind.
Graves, you’ve got to destroy Metal Gear…
Great review :) spoony.
Just wondering … what’s the name of the track that plays @ 20:07 ?
I swear to God I’ve seen that Office Graves douche in a porno before. Either that or he’s got a twin out there running around San Fernando Valley and fucking people on camera.
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