Comments on: Yor is no longer the man.

By: MaskedAvengerGuy

MaskedAvengerGuy — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:42:02 +0000

Kill a giant bat and hang-glide it into a cave to deliver a missle dropkick to cavemen? Pfft. That’s nothing. Suplex a train? f**k that sh*t. You wanna know tough? You wanna know balls? You wanna know insanity with no bounds? DO a back-to-back 72 hour game session full completeing FFX-2. Yeah. That’s right. You read it. FFX-2. A game so terrible, they didn’t even bother giving it a real name. A game so terrible it’s considered the WORST f***king RPG (which says ALOT) ever to be produced. And I f**king survived with my brain (more or less) intact. Let’s see somebody do better then THAT shit. Somebody please roll “Princes of the Unvierse” by Queen, because after that sh*t, I am immortal.

By: Jeo

Jeo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:06:30 +0000

lol, I rather liked 10 actually, but I’d still love to see you tear it a new asshole. :3

By: Dapacman

Dapacman — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:58:21 +0000

I wish I had seen this awhile ago. It is true that Final Fantasy VIII and X both suck ass, but I still hold true to Final Fantasy VI is the greatest fucking game EVER made. Also, Sabin Figaro is the manliest motherfucker to ever walk the….ummm….we’ll call it earth. He also has the greatest line in the entire game, a line that proves his nuts to be the size of grapefruits: “What? Did you think a little thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?”

By: Heero1224

Heero1224 — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:49:51 +0000

Well, atleast ffx was better than THE THING, and yes I was enough of a masochist to play through that pos. At any rate, yay for multiple crashes on my comp and being outdated I can’t watch the movie :*(

By: S-Pac

S-Pac — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:20:26 +0000

Hahaha, I thought it was crazy enough to suplex a giant dragon in Bayanetta or elbow dropping tanks in Prototype was crazy enoughI I forgot about FF6!

By: Drekal

Drekal — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:49:52 +0000

There is only one single thing I can think of which really comes close to suplexing a train.

Ace Rimmer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0

To summarise, he leapt out of an exploding airplane while using an alligator as a skyboard. Then manages to avoid a freefalling Nazi’s attempts to shoot him, guides said alligator into the Nazi, steals his parachute and lets both Nazi and alligator drop to the Earth. And only then commences on his daring rescue of a Princess from a firing squad.

What. A. Guy.

By: Lebowski

Lebowski — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:43:41 +0000

I hope I will suplex a train one day…

By: LaughingMan

LaughingMan — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:12:32 +0000

Auron and Sabin are damned manly, but neither are as ballsy as Wakka. I mean, come on, when Wakka sees ‘the ultimate evil’ what does he do? HE THROWS A BEACHBALL AT IT! I mean, that’s like going to a hard-nose biker bar and throwing a rubber duck at someone.

But as far as the most badass Final Fantasy character, it goes to Barret. When you take Mr T and attach a friggin’ mini-gun on his arm, even Chuck Norris feels ‘inadequate’. Suplex a train, nothing. A FF character that looks, talks, and acts like Mr T would just turn to DoomTrain and say, “Quit clownin’, foo!” and DoomTrain would be like “… Okay, we’ll call it a draw.”

But seriously, FF6 is still the best FF of all time. If Square-Enix is going to keep remaking FF games, they need to get on FF6.

By: Aurabolt

Aurabolt — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:55:25 +0000

I just hope that hate doesn’t extend to Final Fantasy VI. That’s the best of them all, I feel and I’m sure most sane people would agree.

By: Johnny(TM)

Johnny(TM) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:33:43 +0000

Sabin is the best, one of my favourite character from the game. I never used Cyan, I don’t know why is he supposed to be badass. Anyway, to prove that Sabin is the man, I quote from him:
“You think a minor thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?”