The Russian mob is dealing guns and illegal explosives, and the ATF is asleep at the wheel! It’s up to Lieutenant Spoony and his hardy crew of SWAT comrades to break some Eastern Promises and some Russkie skulls!
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Great to to see another SWAT episode. I would love to see the series extended over to the Stetchkov Syndicate expansion.
Got a little impatient, didn’t we?
Another Russian here, the texts were incredibly poorly translated although funny, if you ever want anything properly translated to Russian don’t hesitate to ask – you’ve got at least three Russian fans judging by the comments. By the way a few people I know do use words like “the” and “to” without need when speaking English – so that stereotype is founded. By the way our antisemitism is confined to the “greedy Jew” stereotype, we don’t see them as crooks or bad people (guess it’s something personal with Borat). Continue with the LP-s – you’re doing awesome so far.
P.S. The info I wrote is to be taken only as such, it is in no way criticism.
Make one more Monty Python reference and you will be forced to do silly things. Silly English kinnnnnigit.
Spoony, you know that the song is sung in German, not Russian, right?
Spoony I think you’re a little too cynical about your fans betraying you. You should play online it’ll be fun!
I think if you played online people would probably not be jerks, instead they will all become little cowboy Spoonys.
I fucking lol’ed when the one mobster shot ALL of your guys except for you and then they all ended up at the bottom of the stairs. Also, the Russian was hilarious. “BEWARE OF SNEAKING JEW.”
You should totally do a multiplayer Let’s Play with a bunch of fans :p
or better yet, with a bunch of people on TGWTG. You could try and make Joe ANGRY!
…okay so this will probably never happen, but it WOULD be awesome.
Oh wow that russian end was too damn funny.
Just realized that on your first run, one of your men is carrying a paintball gun while the rest of you have assault rifles.
To everyone… that song is in German. It’s Dschinghis Khan’s Moskau.
I do prefer the version by Frederik though, called “Volga”.
I was actually just laughing my friggin ass of when that stupid German Song was penetrating my ears… Good God
I knew you would die a lot at this level… well everyone does. The level design is just bad and it doesn’t help that the AI is fail.
I… wanna die.
I just went through that level and completed it about three days before this video went up, and man was that a bitch! I found that splitting the team up would actually cover more ground (along with the hotel), but only outside because I got lost several times in the building.
Nice touch with Moskau at the end there Spoony.
Damn those sneaky communists, where’s a cat to headbutt when you need one? That’d demoralize the shit out of them
No comment yet on Blake Stone Ave? Really?
I love your reviews of SWAT, but I liked it better when you didn’t end them with a montage. I think you should continue playing through the missions. But that’s just my opinion.
This was spoony’s best swat by far. I loved the Monty Python reference in the end credits.
I wouldn’t drop a flashbang on you. I also wouldn’t say “you’re in my wa—
I can’t keep that up, but yeah, flashbangs are for enemies. leaning is for your team. :-P
Hey, nice vid, Noah.
But I’m russian and I’ll point out some stuff, you might’ve not noticed and gotten wrong… And it made it even more LOLtastic.
Didn’t the briefing say that the Hadeon Koshka was Ukrainian? So technically he’s slavic, but not Russian.
And Ukraine has a little wee bit of nationalism. And they’re current Pro-Western government supports Ukrainian nationalists (who talk about Russian occupation and stuff). So some Ukrainians might be offended by being called russian. LOL
But honestly, there’s no difference other than the flag and slightly twitched (to the funny side I might add) language. So yeah he’s Russian.
But his name… Hadeon? There’s no name like that in Russian. There’s a german name Gedeon, but it’s not Russian at all.
And Koshka is “cat”. Could’ve been Koshkin for consistency or Koshko (Ukrainian style)…
The movie is “Musical of Death!” which it is…
“The jew criminals are good at shoot” was over “Russian criminals are good shootings.” And the hilarious part is… Shootings as in for ‘making movies’. You know, ’shoot a scene’. And also if a bit of inaccurate slang can be translated “russian criminals are good at picking up chicks.” So double LOL.
The second one is wrong on part of grammar in a number of ways. And “comrade” is a English word, the russian word of the same meaning is “Tovarishh”. Bet you heard it in movies…
The “No weeping time for comrades. Be watching up!” is almost accurate. But it turned out to be “don’t cry ON/OVER your friends” as in not mourn, but physically cry directly on them.
“Beware of jews making sneak” – is a mess. Particles are out of place. But instead of Jews, it’s more like Jewecies… (for analogue, Agent – Agency, Jew – Jewecy, I guess LOL)
“Aim better for much victory” – “Goodness and Win targets”
“Trust comrades and Socialist Union” was the best written so far, except for one mistake in the ending of a noun. And it said “Mother Russia” (which Russians don’t say! We say “Motherland” = “Rodina” or “Fatherland” = “Otechestvo”)
“Here is good police” is great. But it meant “Good policeman is here!”
And we do have fiber-optic wires in Russia on service of special units, thank you…
“Is hiding jew” was once again “hiding Jewecy”
The flamethrower part is accurate (grammarly), but it said “it could be a policeman” instead of “he could be a poilceman”
The sweater! LOL. And it’s “We’ll arrest him IN THE NAME OF THE HORRIBLE SWEATER!”
Oh and needless to say. Borat is from Kazakhstan. That’s ASIA. (see a pattern – Afganistan, Turkmenistan, Kurdistan, Kazakhstan) So he has nothing to do with Russia, rather with the post-soviet Asian countries.
the part were you ran in and got shot by the guy in the corner right before screaming wolverines reminded me of the part in red dawn were that kid shoots at the hind and the helicopter just blows him to hell
You know what? I really NEED to play this game, obviously not online since you said you don’t want to play with anyone who’s watched your SWAT vids. All we do would be calling you’re in the way. Surprised that I’ve never heard of this game when I’ve played so many other games just like it like any of the Tom Clancy titles
In response to Russian Dude:
Ultimately Borat has nothing to do with his supposed home country of Kazakhstan. It’s just the same basic horrible foreigner gag that’s been popular for years and years, and could just as easily be substituted for almost anywhere.
Where is the ‘WOLVERIIIINES!’ reference from? I know I’ve heard it somewhere before and it’s bugging the hell out of me.
This was purely awesome. Probably one of the best you made so far.
First time I left a commnet, but I just felt that I had to do it.
You’re awesome spoony, best entertainment there is to get on the web at the moment.
#226: Red Dawn. Patrick Swayze fights Russians.
Oh man! This is great! I really, really hope that someday spoony reviews SWAT 1. That would be a perfect addition to FMV hell. Anyone agree?
Well, this one was definatelly one of my favorites in LPS4 series. Arresting for bad sweater is always a great excuse.
And we all know you secretly play Swat 4 online, Spoonster ;)
I still would like to play Swat 4 with you!:P At least I dont throw flashbombs in your face
The song at the end is spectacular! These Swat -isodes have shown that Spoony sure has a great taste for music.
HA HA HA HA HA, HEY!
The song is Moskau by NDW! Awesome video, Spoony! :)
The song is Moskau by Dschinghis Khan. They also have an english version of the song. Search Youtube.
Awesome update, I hear that swat 4 multiplayer is actually pretty fun
Spoony,did you skip the mission in the hospital because if i’m not toally wrong its the that comes after that child-burrying basement-shit.
What’s wrong with Jews bearing steak?…
Loved the russian training video about the jews that was awsome as fuck lol
Hilarious as usual, but kind of short. I’m not sure why you can’t/won’t upload more actual game and more narration from you. I dunno, putting videos off for a month or more just to release 12 minutes of game, with the rest being a montage.. kind of anti-climactic and makes me wonder how difficult it apparently is to actually make a simple let’s play of a SWAT stage.
Moscow! Moscow! she will make you understand, Russia is a wondrous land. Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho! Hey!
Yeah, I’ve noticed how little bastards like kids and such do that crap. I don’t have SWAT 4, but I guarantee you, if you ever need help in Left 4 Dead, I’m your guy. I don’t screw around, running alone screaming “I play Call of Duty! It’s ok!” Going Rambo and crap. For all you kids listening, that games based on TEAMWORK!
I hate to break the bad news but that guy who said” you’re in my spot sir” was not reynolds this time I think it was Jackson or Fields. But you have all 4 of your same team mates
you
reynolds
girard
fields
jackson
I wish i could play any online video game with you like on 360 or ps3.
what stage is that footage from “0:19-0:29″
@Russian Dude
thank you someone else besides me knows that Kazakhstan are not Russians and they part of Central Asia
and thank you for the correct translation of those words
“you throw like a Bitch and I hate all of you! Good your dead I’m glad”
it was Fields who died and he didn’t do anything to you spooney it was Jackson who said “that’s my mark you at”
On left side of the door was Fields,then Girard and then Reynolds and then Jackson
and when they open the door the flashbang it you can see Fields get shot up
The only two teammates on spooney’s team that never really gave him any troubles were Fields and Girard
“textbook entry all around you fuckers”
no mention the james bond title “from russia with love” to “from russia with guns”
does jackson have a paintball gun?
LOL at “he is police but we arrest him for bad sweater”
BEST SWAT LP EVER! My absolute favorite due to the closing part =P.
And yes, Spoony should try playing with us online (although, he’s insanely busy). I mean, how much worse can it get with actual humans playing as your conscripts =P.
I’m sorry, I just HAD to download that Moskau song!
totally agree with #229
he should do a swat 1 review!
i remember watching someone playing it as a child and i was so scared of that old lady with a handgun hah.
Spoony you judge us harshly, we wouldn’t do anything to piss you off, well some may, but not most of us, sides if you were to play online, I’d warn you first with the dropping of the flashes in the other rooms
hahaha ive been reading the comments and your right they are snarky basterds i would do that tho that shit pisses me off as much as the next guy not the comment guy cuz he will probly be a snarky ass hahaha ied play swat 4 with you but i dont have it but no i woudltn fuck up entrys or anything…. now to run this though spell check…. oh well fuck that i see to much red you guys just have to deal with it hahaha
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