The Spoony Experiment

Atop the Fourth Wall: WARRIOR #1

by Spoony on May 21, 2009 · 226 comments


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Linkara’s Audio Commentary

It’s a Crisis of Infinite Insanos! Hypertime is collapsing, and only the allied Linkaras of the multiverse can battle the Anti-Comic that is WARRIOR!

SKRONK!

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MetroidMewtwo June 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Am I the only one who sees this? That father-guy isn’t Zardoz…

My god, it’s BEARDED IDIOT FROM WORLD’S END! Or he really IS Zardoz, so… Warrior’s father is Bearded Idiot AND Zardoz?!
(At least, to me, he looks somewhat like Bearded Idiot.)

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Desty Nova June 8, 2009 at 3:09 pm

I really enjoyed that one!

…ellipsis PS: “foke puller” :D

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GoreLord July 11, 2009 at 6:12 pm

I AM A MAN!

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KratosWriter July 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm

I have no clue wtf any of that text is talking about. Its random babbling insanity from a really fucking weird… I dunno what that guy was but he scares me a little. This video is hilarious.
Dr. Insano ROCKS!

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David July 22, 2009 at 8:59 am

12:40 Ooooo naaasty.

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Kain6th July 26, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Dude guys, don’t ask questions. Just rock out!!

yeah that comic sucked!

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Kerry July 30, 2009 at 1:46 am

Warrior University was a real place he opened by the way, it was a wrestling school, he was one of my favorite wrestlers as a kid, i guess because he was flashy and loud. but it turns out he sucked even then, the other wrestlers hated him and thought he made the sport look even worse than it already is. if you pick up the dvd “Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior” it’s filled with interviews of how his co-workers felt about him. and most of them say the same thing. that he didn’t just play the warrior on tv, he really thought he was the warrior and that he was completely crazy.

ohh and nice little bit calling him “dingo” as a wrestling fan im impressed Spoony, for he was called the Dingo Warrior originally, but im sure you knew that or you wouldn’t have referenced it. but mabye my coment helps none wrestling fans.

and too everyone, yes Warrior really acted like that all the time, even not when he was performing. he also changed his Real Name to the Ultimate Warrior… he was insane.

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Matt Briner August 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Actually, Kerry, he changed his name to Warrior Warrior, which bumps him up to “FUCKING insane”.

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Sakana Sama August 16, 2009 at 12:28 pm

a pit bull from hell. right. I am going to go slipp into a coma now.

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otakursed August 17, 2009 at 6:26 am

o m f g, what demented fraktards actually thought that would take off?!? Outside of Warrior Warrior, that is? And am I the only one who now wants to see Nintendo’s Wario in that facepaint in a future game, like Mario Retro Wrestling or some such? Or does that just mark me as a geeky simpleton . . .

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Evadora August 17, 2009 at 7:27 pm

This is one of my favorite reviews of all time. Spoony and Linkara make an excellent team.

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Carlos August 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm

I almost died of Choking on Soda when the scene where he raped Santa came, I laughed so hard that I actually fell out of my chair.

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Matt Briner August 30, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Also remember that, I believe, Warrior himself did all the artwork, which means we don’t have to blame anyone else for that.

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Ben September 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm

Exposing myself to that narration made me start foaming at the mouth and I had to lie down for a while. I’ve made sense of Jodorowsky’s films from the 70’s, and yet I think it’s THIS that has done lasting damage.

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Cconfire September 10, 2009 at 7:18 am

It wasn’t really awesome until they got to the parallel universe where nobody knew their lines. Then it was pure awesome.

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Geezmo September 15, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Dis guy… is un-FUCKIN-believable.

You two have major balls to get so deep into this- this- abomination of the universe! Ymake a fantastic team. Can’t wait for your next reviews!

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Stanley September 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Is it just me, or did linkara and sponny switch roles for the first part, and THEN switch back?

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Emperor_Z October 27, 2009 at 4:14 pm

I had skipped over this one because it was about comics, but now i think I should go back in time and kick myself in the nuts for my foolishness. That was pretty much the best thing ever.

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Hitmonchan October 29, 2009 at 7:39 pm

at the “I need scissors” part he reminds me of darknessthecurse

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Jeremy November 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Santa will never be the same

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Allison November 4, 2009 at 1:13 am

Ellipsis ellipsis ellipsis I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much text that didn’t say anything. o_O

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msmit118 November 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm

It just occurred to me, this is the character every-other Power Metal song is talking about. The other half are Paladins or Templars of some sort.

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piu November 6, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Oh my god! I laughed so hard!!!!! HAHAHAH Skronk??? Destrudity? “Being”, “not being”, “self”????

WTH???

hahahahahah loved it! well done guys!!!

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King of Anthea November 7, 2009 at 6:16 am

Ugh, that comic hurt my head it was so wordy and confusing

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TSOFan November 8, 2009 at 9:55 pm

Oh GOD… dying horrible grammatical error caused death…(dead)

“Feeling others Foked… ON ME!” Awesome

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Jim November 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Very Very well done.

This is the guy the WWF were going to hang their futures on, the next big thing after Hulk Hogan.
That santa rape episode?!? I know Warrior is made, but surely there was an editor?
“ermm, nice idea Mr Warrior, but can we have less of santa in bondage, less of you an santa naked, less dead reindeer, and erm can we remove the semen from santa’s chest?”

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