The Spoony Experiment

Hell’s Kitchen: The Game: The Review

by Spoony on January 25, 2009 · 249 comments

Chef Gordon Ramsay pays an unexpected visit to the show to drag me into Hell’s Kitchen. Not the TV show, his crappy PC game. Whose cuisine will reign supreme?

(Final Fantasy 8 is next! I swear!)

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Pay-Ten June 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm

haha,this is the first review i ever watched of yours. great stuff :) it must be great to make me such a fan.

btw, your such a pansy for almost upchucking the pepper. you have to be used to the taste, but thy aren’t THAT bad :)

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that-Green-Monkey June 18, 2009 at 3:20 am

cmon man! i love TSE but a pepper?, you can’t eat a pepper? grow a pair man btw i love every vid u have ever done : )

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Beans June 19, 2009 at 10:34 pm

Man, I must be in the extreme minority here cause I think that the whole playing with dolls thing was awesome. I have actually found myself coming back to this review several times just to watch the iron chef parody play out.

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Rockyleet64 June 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm

that-Green-Monkey, the pepper he ate isn’t hot, it just tastes like shit!

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Alex Palacio June 21, 2009 at 7:44 pm

Haha, that Jesus toy was awesome!

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garland51 June 21, 2009 at 8:41 pm

lol its dinner dash kinda

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ArchArbiter June 22, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Lmao, nice pepper bite. I was laughing audibly.

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MasterOfElypsis June 23, 2009 at 6:15 am

That Ramsey impression cracks me up every time…this is one of your best reviews!

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Billy_Shears June 24, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Duke sounds like Triple H. This is great…hahaha

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jeeeuss June 29, 2009 at 5:11 am

I’m jeeuss lawl!!!

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Frosty June 29, 2009 at 5:45 am

The yellow pepper bit must be a joke because peppers aren’t “hot” in any way, especially the yellow ones. I hope he never tries an apple… ;)

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thatother1dude June 30, 2009 at 9:09 am

I don’t think he was gagging because it was spicy, I think he just thought it tasted disgusting.
Granted, bell peppers are so mild I can’t imagine anyone reacting that badly to them unless is was rotten or something.

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Face July 3, 2009 at 9:41 am

“You’d rather spend your money on a bunch of f*cking plastic dolls.” “Nearly a decade ago..”

I lol’d. Big time.

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F C July 5, 2009 at 11:05 am

this review was hilarous as usual!!!

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Früchtchen July 6, 2009 at 12:15 am

this is one of my favourites! why the hell does everyone dislike it so much?

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WebVidAddict July 12, 2009 at 8:30 pm

I acutally rented it for the Wii, it was ok. at least with the wii remote it gives you a challege. I got through most of the stages in the 5 days i had it.

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iamoftheken July 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm

they actually are releasing this game on Xbox soon god help us

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TheAngryCanadianGuy July 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Man, that bell pepper fucked you up

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GeekFury July 21, 2009 at 8:51 am

One thing, as a scotsman, why did you make your Gordon Ramsey sound like he’s australian, when he’s from Glasgow.. >_>

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Emran July 29, 2009 at 6:04 pm

i love the iron chef bit with the dolls that was great

you do a great job impersonating their voices. Neo was mad funny

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Kovarik August 1, 2009 at 11:45 pm

Being a cook myself and a fan of Hell’s Kitchen, all I can say is…
Shit, you spotted every single mannerism of Chef Ramsay!! The hair was a bit more… uh… McGyver, but the voice, the timing (Heh, even the short-sleeved jacket was spot-on!), the voice and the expressions were nailed.

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Mondomau August 12, 2009 at 5:18 am

Veeedeo is broken spoony! It gets about a minute in, then goes to a messed up recommended page…..

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pup96 August 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm

I don’t know if its been posted before but what did Iron Chef Conan the barbarian make ?

Btw Amaazing video XD

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nick August 14, 2009 at 4:32 pm

when he said hell’s kitchen i thougth is was in hell but no that would be fanny still if at the end.(evil)hahaha mo haha mo hahaha hahaha!! what the AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nick August 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

HALP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eric August 15, 2009 at 9:16 pm

AWESOME! I love the iron chef spoof bit. And I laughed so hard at the pepper outtake at the end, I DID Throw up! Talk about suffering for your art, great job taking one for the team!

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Silk August 21, 2009 at 9:25 am

Aww but peppers are nummy …

I found this game rather hard when I played the free demo of it… going back and forth between the two screens and not having ‘lil Ramsey there in the corner scream at you is not as easy as it looks… though of course I only played a 1 hr free demo… so maybe it takes longer to get into it… but it’s really not worth it.

Go Iron Chef Jesus yeay

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Resident4t September 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm

Sadly there is no spoon, LOL

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Kaiya September 16, 2009 at 12:56 am

Amazing review as usual, Spoony. Though I do agree with the ‘grow a pair’ comments for choking on the yellow bell pepper. Those things are delish!

I have to add, if you really do like cooking games and weren’t just saying that, you should try ‘Cooking Academy’. It isn’t amazing, but it’s definitely the most fun cooking game I’ve ever played.

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The Milkman September 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Lol Jonathan Papelbon are you into the sox spoony?

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Geezmo September 16, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Aw poor Spoony! Maybe he chomped on the part with all the spicy seeds. I remember doing that as a kid. Oh lord. I love this review!

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noob ollie September 19, 2009 at 7:47 am

I LOVE YOU SPOONY!

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HapexIndustries September 20, 2009 at 12:07 am

I am totally with you as far as that pepper goes. Peppers are gross. Being someone that subsists nearly entirely on take-out and industrial ready-made foodstuffs, I would have definitely thrown up. I saw it almost happen there, after the credits. Bravo to you for including that, I was cracking up when it cut away during the actual review.

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David September 24, 2009 at 7:54 am

Great stuff, I just can’t believe you got Gordon Ramsay to be on your show.

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VGProdigy September 25, 2009 at 11:36 am

Aw, man, Spoon. Hilarious.

For some reason, “I’m trying so hard not to chunk it” is probably one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in my life. Maybe it’s just the context.

Regardless, you’ve got some balls taking a whole bite out of that thing. Props.

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lido September 25, 2009 at 10:23 pm

lolfullz please everybody start using that term, and starting a thing here

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Pirka September 27, 2009 at 9:54 am

The entire review was hilarious, but the best part by FAR was the Iron Chef thing with the action figures.
Anyone who says you don’t have balls because of the pepper doesn’t realize how freakin’ bad it tastes.

Props, Spoony. Props.

~ Emily ‘Pirka’ B.

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Matthew September 27, 2009 at 3:31 pm

pepper are that bad, i cant even handle the mild stuff lol

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Ceymoure October 5, 2009 at 11:47 am

Ha ha ha ha ha….the Jesus doll was awesome XQD

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Dr.Pator October 8, 2009 at 4:18 am

Having seen this game on the shelves in stores, I always wondered who the *** would even consider renting it, especially knowing it’s just one of those Cooking Mama’s knockoffs. There are many worthless games like this one, especially on PC.

And pepper is only better once you fry it on a pan.

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Somewhat October 8, 2009 at 10:12 am

Wow. Did NO ONE else catch the major Iron Chef reference with the pepper? I laugh every time I watch Chairman Kaga take that bite… And, I agree: I can’t stand the American version.

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Bug-Eyed Rastafish October 13, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Wow, last week I watched this and it had like 48 comments, but today it’s at 241. Getting up there in popularity eh Spoony?

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Seth October 15, 2009 at 5:06 pm

YOULDA WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND THROWN UP THE DAMN PEPPER YOU COW!!!!

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DarkSeason October 16, 2009 at 1:43 am

Huh, there isnt even that original guy…What´s his name again…Mr.Jackman?Anyways who takes orders.Not so good.

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Lowcifur October 30, 2009 at 3:04 pm

I like the look on Spoony’s face when Chef Ramsey walks in on him playing with dolls.

When Spoony talks to Ramsey and they’re both on screen at once, how does Spoony get his eyeline right? He’s looking directly into Ramsey’s eyes during the conversation…they manage to fuck that up even on big budget TV shows and the Star Wars prequels…how did Spoony get it right? WITCHCRAFT!

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Nic Fagone November 4, 2009 at 8:47 pm

O sht Jesus and Duke Nukem on the same team!

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SidewaysThinker November 11, 2009 at 12:28 pm

What the hell was with that wig? The reveiw was really funny, but that wig was just terrible. But it does add another aspect of comedy to it and does add to the ‘nerd’ sterotype.

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LordSchmee November 18, 2009 at 3:07 pm

He’s been banished to… THE BLAGOLE!

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Joeytehgeeneeus November 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm

Ah everyone should leave Spoony alone about the pepper.

He probably choked cos he’s a pussy. xD

But more likely it was because these types of peppers taste like shit. (they aren’t spicy at ALL) and he probably didn’t know that because he took a massive chunk out of it willingly! xD

And eating a massive chunk of something horrible REALLY makes you gag. So i guess that’s why the pepper fucked him up so much.

Although…maybe he could do with growing a pair. xD

Just kidding Spoony! =]!

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