Oh yes, believe it or not, there is an official Dirty Dancing game exclusively on the PC! It could be the worst game yet, but nobody puts Spoony in a corner! WOLVERINES!
hahahaha what a piece of shit!!
I think in regards to the pointless buying of accessories and furniture, etc…I guess they figured if people were stupid enough to waste their money on this “game” (if you wanna call it a game) in reality, people would be stupid enough to care about pointless shit in your cabin. haha watermelon.
…That “dancing” segment? That’s a *blatant* ripoff of Elite Beat Agents for the DS, only EBA was an awesome game that deserves a sequel, while this…yeah.
So, I guess they did take your advice, they made a rhythm game clone, only they did it very, very poorly, using the wrong interface (EBA could really only work on a DS) and missing the point (rapid-paced tapping of targets in time with music.)
The dynasty warriors dance song, I think just called “I was made for lovin’ you”?, anyway it’s a Kiss song. But where did that footage come from? It hurt.
I get so annoyed at people saying “this and that is a rip-off of this and that game”.
Why?
Well, 90% of the time, the game they said have been ripped off was released WAY AFTER the game they’re accusing.
this whole review is a riot, but i actually spit out my soda when i heard the buckaroo banzai reference. hilarious
I mean, at least i think it was a BB ref. the watermelon may very well have to do with the actual movie and have a perfectly good reason for being there, but i honestly wouldn’t know as i’ve never seen the movie or played the game since i have a penis and enjoy putting it in ladies so…yeah…
In memorial to Mr. Swayze, I watched the MST3K “Santa Claus Conquers the Space Martians” which featured the song “Patrick Swayze Chistmas: Ode to Roadhouse”. He shall be missed. :(
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Awesome review. I remember freedom fighters, I loved playing as the Commies on multiplayer and kicking my brothers ass constantly ^_^
Your stuff is great man! Pure gold!
I remember reading somewhere that this game was put together in less than three months. Makes me have SOME respect for the programmers.
Awsome review, i loved freedom fighters, though i like World in Conflict more.
ALL HAIL SPOONY
Where can I get that Dirty Dynasty Warriors Dancing game?
where do u get dirty dynasty dancing
Don’t forget Operation Flashpoint, kid.
For some reason the “Walk accross the log” minigame I just get…well, mental! I get to angry I could torn appart the fucking PC, God.
This video inspired me to buy Freedom Fighters! Wolverines!
Is it me, or does the hotel manager look a LOT like Heavy Weapons Guy?
You are a genius. You have the best reviews around!!
good old noah….your reviews are truly the best on the web
I was crossing my fingers the whole time hoping you’d mention Freedom Fighters…AND YOU DID! GOD BLESS YOU, NOAH! x3
SHAKE DOWN THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY!
What was up with the Notre Dame fight song at the end? Doesn’t bother me, I’m an UND fan.
What was the song they had while the dirty dynasty warriors were dancing?
hahahaha what a piece of shit!!
I think in regards to the pointless buying of accessories and furniture, etc…I guess they figured if people were stupid enough to waste their money on this “game” (if you wanna call it a game) in reality, people would be stupid enough to care about pointless shit in your cabin. haha watermelon.
…That “dancing” segment? That’s a *blatant* ripoff of Elite Beat Agents for the DS, only EBA was an awesome game that deserves a sequel, while this…yeah.
So, I guess they did take your advice, they made a rhythm game clone, only they did it very, very poorly, using the wrong interface (EBA could really only work on a DS) and missing the point (rapid-paced tapping of targets in time with music.)
They just failed on every level.
Noah, that Die Orc shirt from KoDT made this review even better.
God, I haven’t played Freedom Fighters in a long time.
The dynasty warriors dance song, I think just called “I was made for lovin’ you”?, anyway it’s a Kiss song. But where did that footage come from? It hurt.
One of your best.
@lolman: The song is called I Was Made For Loving You by Kiss.
Awesome Review, BTW. One of my favorites outside of the FMV Hell.
Wow Noah, you really like that movie huh. I never thought I would hear a straight guy say that.
The cabin–worst SIMS rip off ever! Does it do anything other then waste your time?
LOL! The picture at the end rocks!
I have to second the question about using the Notre Dame fight song at the end…was it a deliberate stab at Michigan Wolverine fans?
You foolish fool, you brought this pain upon yourself
I get so annoyed at people saying “this and that is a rip-off of this and that game”.
Why?
Well, 90% of the time, the game they said have been ripped off was released WAY AFTER the game they’re accusing.
Get your facts straight!
Wolverines!
i actually saw that game at gamestop for only $2
What’s the name of that surgery game?
Great game!
Freedom Fighters is pretty sweet, if brief.
OMG. the song at the end with freedom fighters is my school song. creepy
o/’ I was made for lovin you baby! o/’
That made me burst into laughter. I love you, Spoony. Have my babies.
“why is there a watermelon over there?”
this whole review is a riot, but i actually spit out my soda when i heard the buckaroo banzai reference. hilarious
I mean, at least i think it was a BB ref. the watermelon may very well have to do with the actual movie and have a perfectly good reason for being there, but i honestly wouldn’t know as i’ve never seen the movie or played the game since i have a penis and enjoy putting it in ladies so…yeah…
WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! Red Alert!!
R.I.P. Patrick Swayze!
They should dedicate the new Red Dawn remake in memory of him!
In memorial to Mr. Swayze, I watched the MST3K “Santa Claus Conquers the Space Martians” which featured the song “Patrick Swayze Chistmas: Ode to Roadhouse”. He shall be missed. :(
i like you
I want that bejeweled game you made. RELEASE IT.
I agree with the guy above me. Please release it spoony, I love bejeweld.
OMG, the Dynasty Warriors opening was frickin’ hilarious! LOL
And Lennie Briscoe is nowhere to be seen with his cynical one-liners… oh wait wrong game…
I shit you not I saw a copy of that game at the Galleria Mall just last Saturday on 10/24/09, in the place’s Game Stop.
Seeing that reminded me that you made a review for this game, so i decided to watch it XD
<3 freedom fighters. I need to find a PS2 copy so I can play that again =)