The Spoony One makes his triumphant return in this review of the worst, most boring game to ever blight the PC or the SegaCD: Microcosm. Take a Fantastic Voyage through FMV Hell and see if you can survive “the ultimate CD-ROM game.” But first, we need to take a look at the most grotesquely over-fluffed instruction manual ever written for a game. Keep a pen handy, or you’ll regret it…



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Nice review =D
I didn’t even finish watching the review and i was already stiffling rub cracking laughter at your Enter the Dragon Organ Smashing punch to get the game out its box XD oh man i love this
haha adagio for strings xD epic use ^^
Thanks for the earthbound music in background. That really made my day
you should review that game
don’t ever kill anyone with looks like in this one you be the only suspect.
was that frank zappa threatening the doctor at the beginning?
Great review. I could have sworn I heard Army Of Darkness music in there, or something similar. This game looks horrible.
Warrior ritual seppuku?
Come on you can do better than that.
You finished The Stand yet? Its only been a year and some months since you did this review. But really though. Its a great book.
Rick Wakeman huh? Guess he forgot he was in Yes.
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