The Spoony Experiment

FMV Hell – Microcosm

by Scarlett on April 6, 2008 · 110 comments


The Spoony One makes his triumphant return in this review of the worst, most boring game to ever blight the PC or the SegaCD: Microcosm. Take a Fantastic Voyage through FMV Hell and see if you can survive “the ultimate CD-ROM game.” But first, we need to take a look at the most grotesquely over-fluffed instruction manual ever written for a game. Keep a pen handy, or you’ll regret it…

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Spoonytwo :P November 2, 2009 at 11:12 am

Nice review =D

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GuitarZero183 November 2, 2009 at 6:24 pm

I didn’t even finish watching the review and i was already stiffling rub cracking laughter at your Enter the Dragon Organ Smashing punch to get the game out its box XD oh man i love this

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bogman November 4, 2009 at 12:19 pm

haha adagio for strings xD epic use ^^

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alyon59 November 12, 2009 at 3:16 pm

Thanks for the earthbound music in background. That really made my day

you should review that game

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lucek November 13, 2009 at 8:48 pm

don’t ever kill anyone with looks like in this one you be the only suspect.

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Benoc13 November 14, 2009 at 2:46 am

was that frank zappa threatening the doctor at the beginning?

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Count Draclecarde November 15, 2009 at 10:18 am

Great review. I could have sworn I heard Army Of Darkness music in there, or something similar. This game looks horrible.

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Octovaitor November 15, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Warrior ritual seppuku?
Come on you can do better than that.

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Shadowwolf November 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm

You finished The Stand yet? Its only been a year and some months since you did this review. But really though. Its a great book.

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Charles Noyes November 18, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Rick Wakeman huh? Guess he forgot he was in Yes.

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