The Spoony Experiment

The X-Files: Resist or Serve Review

by Scarlett on August 29, 2007 · 80 comments


Click here for a bonus commentary track.

When there is no more room in hell, the Resident Evil clones will walk the earth! It’s Mulder & Scully teaming up against the Army of Darkness. Can our plucky heroes survive this dawn of the dead, or should they have brought steel-toed boots?

Let’s get kickin’. That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

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DoomGirlMeg July 14, 2009 at 8:04 pm

I laughed so hard when the Buffalo Bill music started. Is it weird that I got the joke from the music alone?

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Earthbound_X July 15, 2009 at 6:49 pm

I actually own this game, and yeah, it’s not bad.

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Mr. Rubino July 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm

As much as I loved the three-hour epic series that made up your Sega CD game/interactive movie reviews, it’s bite-sized stuff like this that I can come back to during the day when I need my fix. Hats off to you.
Also, lipstick apparently helps sound quality. I have no idea; I figure clear lip gloss would do the same, but maybe that’s why I’m no voice director.

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Emran July 25, 2009 at 6:34 pm

OMg the part with Mollder is fighting his boss as a nazi and his assassinate is some hunchback women made me LOL

god the in game dialog is so bad and they just stand their staring at the camera. It takes way too many kicks to kill those zombies

and zombie cats WTF

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Emran July 25, 2009 at 6:36 pm

I forgot to mention I love the part with Neo and big daddy and message pops up “needs a girlfriends”

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Ken July 27, 2009 at 7:56 am

You know, you should realy consider reviewing a more reconized game like this one, you should review either robocop on the xbox or charlies angles on the game cube. A review like that would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zera R. Yarano August 4, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Why..why are the voice actors wearing red lip-stick? Why?
Yes, out of context, it ~is~ just plain weird..but what context is there?

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Mariofan3425 August 6, 2009 at 5:51 pm

I have a crazer enemy in the game drakengard for the ps2 towards the fourth and fifth endings you have to fight giant killer babys that dropped from the sky and eat people all because you killed the prestest that was about to end the entire world by killing your sister the godess of the game!

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PowerBar August 19, 2009 at 7:01 am

Ho god that was hilarious.
it was one of the best reviews you made. i laugh so hard that my stomach hurts.
the “FBI agent kicking a teenager in the back of the head” was just to much funny.

your the best spoony

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Zontain August 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Lmao honestly your reviews lack nothing. XDDD awesome just awesome!

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LastHour1 August 25, 2009 at 9:34 pm

What’s the name at the end of the video called? It’s bitchin.

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Om NOM NOM! August 28, 2009 at 12:01 pm

I like it when Spoony plays with his dolls. Also that was Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.

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Jake September 1, 2009 at 2:52 pm

You are right no one could get that high. You would have to be born like that to think of somethink that strange! Good review Even if this comment it god knows how late.

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bmoore4026 September 9, 2009 at 4:21 am

The bit with the dolls was fantastic. Entertaining and imaginative. Unlike several video and computer games released nowadays.

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TheNell September 11, 2009 at 9:38 pm

Those actors wearing lipstick are giving nightmares ….especially the actor of CSM.

However, the one of Byers putting it on was hilarious.

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chris September 14, 2009 at 3:32 am

your lucky you got this out the bargain bin , cos i got it full price!

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futurepants September 15, 2009 at 6:44 pm

This is about the commentary track.

But the reason armake doesnt like you is that he is a giant douchebag.

He wasn’t bad back in the day, but in the last year or 2 he basicly lost it and has dug himself into a hole that even his most devoted fans refuse to follow him into.

I believe the main problem was his ego, he actually demanded people donate money to him…

And he has bragged about his giant pc/xbox game collection and his VERY nice pc and he even once said you should give him money instead of donating it to a charity to feed starving children or help rescue and adopt stray animals…

Yes those were his words…

Armake is a douche, so don’t feel bad spoony.

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Fear of the mind September 20, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Oh please, Big Daddy would kick Green Lantern’s ass.

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Bishop September 29, 2009 at 1:29 am

nice review and where did you get the Big Daddy Toy

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Kevin October 1, 2009 at 3:45 am

Spoony I am so happy that when you zoomed out with the camera you had clothes on. For that alone, I thank you.

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Jimmy October 5, 2009 at 4:29 pm

“OH MY GOD! I AM, LIKE, TOTALLY GETTING SODOMIZED BY BIG DADDY’S DRILL! BOOOOGUS!”
-Keanu Reeves

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Dragon October 6, 2009 at 8:08 pm

Where did you get the music for the SS Skinner part?

The kick in this game seemes more effective than the knife in RE4(seriously it is REALLY easy to run out of ammo in RE4 and the pedodouche merchents DON”T FING SELL AMMO)

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Krensada October 12, 2009 at 3:52 am

You are a very funny person Spoony.

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Toriyama October 31, 2009 at 4:02 am

you are aware that these blip advertisments are tedius, bad, and are literally displayed with every (every) view, right?

i’m what you would call an ‘o.g.’ … long time ‘fan’ … so i’m aware of the youtube days to the blip days. theres nothing you can do about the ‘commercials’…
but i’m sure you dont watch your own shit, so i just thought i’d say something.
…come to think of it, do you check these comments? lol w/e man, keep up the good work, we’ll keep enjoying the free entertainment lol…
oh yea, happy halloween

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Emran November 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm

great review

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Ryan November 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Haha! The Shaun of The Dead reference made my day!

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Eldred November 6, 2009 at 10:17 am

OMG You almost killed me with “giant Dizzy Gillespie!” (^_^)
I just can stop laughing!

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ThePotatoKing November 7, 2009 at 12:43 am

Wow, I seriously can’t believe that some people actually designed a game where you have to kick a cat to death…

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Dr Forrester November 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm

I think wearing lipstick while doing voice acting either helps with pronunciation or prevents spit build up on the lips that could then be blown onto the mic, fucking up the sound. Though taking it as far as they did with that behind the scenes video was very creepy, to say the least

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JK Runnings November 13, 2009 at 12:21 am

We need more Giant Dizzie Gillespie. You sir, are my hero.

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