The Heroes of the Lance return to save Krynn from the Dark Lord Verminaard and the menace of the Dragonarmies. Can the Spoony One turn back the dark tide of evil one more time? Can he survive this horrible game?


The Heroes of the Lance return to save Krynn from the Dark Lord Verminaard and the menace of the Dragonarmies. Can the Spoony One turn back the dark tide of evil one more time? Can he survive this horrible game?
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Heh, I just got the Dragonlance books. I bet they’re nothing like this game.
Hey, what version of the HG2TG Theme is this? It’s definitely the best I’ve heard, keep up the good work man!
So damn funny.
Lol Hitch hikeres guide to the galaxy FTFW, and Fuse Box count 42 dude you gotta make a that a shirt
I’d forgotten how catchy the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy theme was.
What’s that rock tune that’s playing during the fight with the dragon? It’s awesome – anybody can tell me?
you’re hands down the best critic ever, i’de love to see a full trilogy review, matrix, lord of the rings, the underworld movies, something extremely likeable but that deserves to get raped by the spoony one, mystery science theatre style like dragon strike. you might not do requests but if yer not busy on something else hopefully you’ll skim through comments and consider the idea?
dude i really want to know when ur minority report game reveiw is comin out i saw it in johny nuemonic its been ages since tht and i havent seen it make a vlog telling everyone wen its coming out! great work ur adored by many millions of people u have more supporters than baraq obama!
The last song is actually from Doctor Who I think…I THINK….OH GOD DON’T HURT ME!
“Dur, is this Ember’s room?”
“TAKE A FUCKING GUESS, FLINT!”
Made me laugh really hard. The game looks awful, but you managed to make it compulsive viewing, as usual.
Man thats freaky i had hitchhikersguide to to the galaxy on in the back ground when i was watching this and it took me a few seconds to work out what that music was at the end….. untill 42 of course!
Hey Spoony, whats the name of the song playing when you fought Ember the terrible bastard?
when are you going to review the next dragonlance game?
OMG! Phenomenal hitchhikers reference! Judgeing by the lack of responses to this I guess I’m the only one that got it. Easily my fav book series and a damn fine movie as well. Your vids are awesome and I LOVE the ff8 series (even though I actually like the game). Keep up the great work because I check ur site daily for updates and you never let me down on great material. Special thanks to the AVGN for introducing me to the Nostalgic Critic and then the Nostalgic Critic for introducing me to Spoony!
P.S. I can’t wait for review 42. Maybe thats what they were talking about.
Many games I’ve played have the same design of a overly huge map which only 1/10 of it actually matters and the rest is just there to make the world seem interactive although you have no power over anything.
I agree with Noa, with the mazes, they are not an important obstacle, they don’t require any skills, no logic and no common sense… It’s just there to piss you off because it’s waist deep in enemies and pointlessly long.
I love that music at the end with the wierd screaming effect. Just that EEEEEK!, EEEEERK!, EEEEK!, EEEERK! SOUND
I would love to see spoony go crazy about the next sequel of the game :D
mark and maiden asked about the name of that song….well its from crystal method. its called weaponds of mass destruction. its from the blade soundtrack.
I wouldn’t worry as much about the next one. It has little in common with the previous ones. It isn’t even a sidescroller.
WOW! They said “Bastards” in a Nintendo game!
Magic Missiles win at life, always.
>W<
LOLZ!
Now I want to go back an reread Drangon Lance.
how can you have played D&D and say that having a weakness to magic missle (a spell that cant be doged or have damage averted without magical resistance) makes a creature weak lol
I’m sorry Spoony, but this game looks great. I haven’t played it (I played the first one though, ugh), but it looks ok. Music, characters, maps, COLORS and the fantasy feel, it seems to be a nice game
haha 42.
Douglas Adams reference for the win.
you know i found a copy of a dragon lance animated movie in my local block buster,
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0825245/
i wounder if you’ve seen this, and i wounder if this may become material for another review.
All these screaming until the world blows up moments are making me wonder how long it’ll take for a classic Gungrave BRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNNNN moment.
Seriously Spoony wow. I’m addicted to your reviews now and i just came across this one. And it was FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY AS HELL. HA HA HA HA HA HA
The song @ 7:55 OHHH MAAANN, IT WAS SO PERFECT!!!!! Loving your reviews, will try to post more comments as i go along. Serioulsy keep it up and YOU’RE THE MAN!
The sad part is that the books are actually really good
Wats the name of the songs when Noah realizes there is going to be a sequal to the game
Great music cue at the end, Spoony. Your video’s help make the week bearable.
Holy shit!
Most epic ending evar.
> Phenomenal hitchhikers reference! Judgeing by the lack of responses to this I guess I’m the only one that got it.
No, obviously you didn’t get anyhting!
There were several people already who posted this before you. And judgeing by the lack of responses before you, it would have been easy to figure this out – which you obvioulsy didn’t do.
lol you played with a ROM
since no one seems to have answered this…
@sacul – This is the H2G2 theme from the motion picture, created by Joby Talbot, et al.
I looked it up, it’s actually called ‘Journey of the Sorcerer’ which is an awesome name. And I think that’s how it’s tied in there. And it is a modernized version of the theme to original movie adaptation of the original radio series. Apparently.
So Truh, he was just being a jerk and not explaining the part he got that wasn’t immediately obvious.