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		<title>By: Paul</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-35505</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is actually a place to hide from the &quot;dangling penis monster&quot;. All you have to do is crouch directly underneath it and it can&#039;t hit you. Rediculous, I know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is actually a place to hide from the &#8220;dangling penis monster&#8221;. All you have to do is crouch directly underneath it and it can&#8217;t hit you. Rediculous, I know.</p>
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		<title>By: Noceus</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-35359</link>
		<dc:creator>Noceus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This game is not a remake of The Thing it&#039;s like a sequal it&#039;s not that bad, they worked with what they can but they did kinda fuck it up they should make this game with modern graphics and better unit control and it may be good.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This game is not a remake of The Thing it&#8217;s like a sequal it&#8217;s not that bad, they worked with what they can but they did kinda fuck it up they should make this game with modern graphics and better unit control and it may be good.</p>
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		<title>By: aaron deneau</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-34983</link>
		<dc:creator>aaron deneau</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>can&#039;t believe i forgot the even mention this. if you really want a thing like experience that doesn&#039;t make your brain explode with anger and had things like...atmosphere they you should pick up and review EXTERMINATORS it was way more thing then the thing was and it didn&#039;t suck aaaaand the controls weren&#039;t stiff and ackward and best of all no fucking fuse boxes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can&#8217;t believe i forgot the even mention this. if you really want a thing like experience that doesn&#8217;t make your brain explode with anger and had things like&#8230;atmosphere they you should pick up and review EXTERMINATORS it was way more thing then the thing was and it didn&#8217;t suck aaaaand the controls weren&#8217;t stiff and ackward and best of all no fucking fuse boxes.</p>
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		<title>By: aaron deneau</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-34777</link>
		<dc:creator>aaron deneau</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i deceided to do my own play through like you spoony i too love the thing so very much. you forgot that in one of the scenes carpenter lent his likeness to a docotor characters when you wake up at the base. you even showed his face and never mentioned it. not like it&#039;s worth mentioning lmao.

 but the controls fucking suck and you can&#039;t remap them unless you do a selection,often times i found on the playstation 2 version that i&#039;d shoot a guy who i was trying to give the test to and the others would gang rape me wit thier machine guns thinking i was the thing. our how about that selection bottons on the d-pad. or those team mates who just change on the fly and if you don&#039;t have a gun ready how fucked you are because they&#039;ll turn into the thing right behinde you and basicaly go hentai tenticle porn on your ass or puke thing juice all over you till you die.

 and see if any part of the thing comes into contact with you you should become the thing how is if a little puke gets on you it doesn&#039;t transform you? well obviously it would mean game over even faster but it&#039;s not something that has any continuity whatsoever to the movie.

 the mcready part doesn&#039;t bug me so much because there was always a chance somehow they&#039;d get rescued and if someone was gettign rescued i wanted it to be mccready.  have you read the graphic novels at all? maccready usualy survives and childs in most cases ended up being the thing. in the novels most people didn&#039;t want to militarize the thing it was just slowly assimulating the planet and in most cases they left the ending wide open like an homage to carpenters works. in most cases the novels pretty much blow because for plot convinence. where the thing just wastes so much fucking time incognito rather then assimulating way more people thus making it unstopable by sheer number alone.  

 i want a sequal i want kurt russell back for it even if it seems like utter bullshit to the enth degree that either him or childs would survive provided that they are human. but it seemed somewhat plausable that mccready finds an ice breaker ship like in the graphic novels but i don&#039;t know i just liked mccready alot in the movie.  

 be that as it may the odds that mccready finds a ship gets a helicopter,finds you and just happens to be johnny on the spot is asking alot.  now you see why this game and all other continuation media have been dubbed &quot;unoffical sequals.&quot; to the thing by john carpenter himself.  carpenter has a script for a sequal but they studios don&#039;t want to make it which is sad in a way i want to see how carpenter would have continued the movies in the 80&#039;s. but as you may know they have a prequel dealing with the norweigen camp in the works as we speak. that could be either really good or really bad as prequeals sucks...god i hate you george lucas kill the force and the big reveal in empire strikes back you fucking idiot. but i digress cause it would be cool to see how everything happened and went wrong in the norweign camp...but the visial will never be the same and so the movie won&#039;t rank as highely by comparrison unless they have good writting on it. meh i don&#039;t know i love the thing and i hope they won&#039;t fuck it up anymore then the damage done by this game good god it sucked.  

also militarizing an alien they also ripped off aliens ressurection again not worth the mention but so much went into ripping off games that it was horrible because the controls sucked,you got the stupid fuze boxes and shit .anyways take care.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i deceided to do my own play through like you spoony i too love the thing so very much. you forgot that in one of the scenes carpenter lent his likeness to a docotor characters when you wake up at the base. you even showed his face and never mentioned it. not like it&#8217;s worth mentioning lmao.</p>
<p> but the controls fucking suck and you can&#8217;t remap them unless you do a selection,often times i found on the playstation 2 version that i&#8217;d shoot a guy who i was trying to give the test to and the others would gang rape me wit thier machine guns thinking i was the thing. our how about that selection bottons on the d-pad. or those team mates who just change on the fly and if you don&#8217;t have a gun ready how fucked you are because they&#8217;ll turn into the thing right behinde you and basicaly go hentai tenticle porn on your ass or puke thing juice all over you till you die.</p>
<p> and see if any part of the thing comes into contact with you you should become the thing how is if a little puke gets on you it doesn&#8217;t transform you? well obviously it would mean game over even faster but it&#8217;s not something that has any continuity whatsoever to the movie.</p>
<p> the mcready part doesn&#8217;t bug me so much because there was always a chance somehow they&#8217;d get rescued and if someone was gettign rescued i wanted it to be mccready.  have you read the graphic novels at all? maccready usualy survives and childs in most cases ended up being the thing. in the novels most people didn&#8217;t want to militarize the thing it was just slowly assimulating the planet and in most cases they left the ending wide open like an homage to carpenters works. in most cases the novels pretty much blow because for plot convinence. where the thing just wastes so much fucking time incognito rather then assimulating way more people thus making it unstopable by sheer number alone.  </p>
<p> i want a sequal i want kurt russell back for it even if it seems like utter bullshit to the enth degree that either him or childs would survive provided that they are human. but it seemed somewhat plausable that mccready finds an ice breaker ship like in the graphic novels but i don&#8217;t know i just liked mccready alot in the movie.  </p>
<p> be that as it may the odds that mccready finds a ship gets a helicopter,finds you and just happens to be johnny on the spot is asking alot.  now you see why this game and all other continuation media have been dubbed &#8220;unoffical sequals.&#8221; to the thing by john carpenter himself.  carpenter has a script for a sequal but they studios don&#8217;t want to make it which is sad in a way i want to see how carpenter would have continued the movies in the 80&#8217;s. but as you may know they have a prequel dealing with the norweigen camp in the works as we speak. that could be either really good or really bad as prequeals sucks&#8230;god i hate you george lucas kill the force and the big reveal in empire strikes back you fucking idiot. but i digress cause it would be cool to see how everything happened and went wrong in the norweign camp&#8230;but the visial will never be the same and so the movie won&#8217;t rank as highely by comparrison unless they have good writting on it. meh i don&#8217;t know i love the thing and i hope they won&#8217;t fuck it up anymore then the damage done by this game good god it sucked.  </p>
<p>also militarizing an alien they also ripped off aliens ressurection again not worth the mention but so much went into ripping off games that it was horrible because the controls sucked,you got the stupid fuze boxes and shit .anyways take care.</p>
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		<title>By: Toriyama</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-33853</link>
		<dc:creator>Toriyama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol really? the &#039;one-ders&#039;? 
(yeah, i&#039;ve seen this review, years ago, i forgot the reference...)
keep it up tho homie...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol really? the &#8216;one-ders&#8217;?<br />
(yeah, i&#8217;ve seen this review, years ago, i forgot the reference&#8230;)<br />
keep it up tho homie&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Rundkatten</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-32908</link>
		<dc:creator>Rundkatten</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>very conveniently placed caracine barrels wonder what i shall do??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>very conveniently placed caracine barrels wonder what i shall do??</p>
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		<title>By: CMDBob</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-29891</link>
		<dc:creator>CMDBob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God, I owned this game. HURRRG. I owned the XBox version though, so the badness wasn&#039;t too bad. Still, it could have been so, so, so much better</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God, I owned this game. HURRRG. I owned the XBox version though, so the badness wasn&#8217;t too bad. Still, it could have been so, so, so much better</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-29696</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 06:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha... great vid. One of my all-time favorite movies as well, too bad they can&#039;t just seem to get the game-to-movie adaptations right... ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha&#8230; great vid. One of my all-time favorite movies as well, too bad they can&#8217;t just seem to get the game-to-movie adaptations right&#8230; ever.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-29419</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember when this came out, I was playing it with my brother. We were in some sort of compound with almost no ammo left and we were just running around, trying not to die. We had noticed that if you ran from the Things for a long enough period of time they&#039;d stop following you and started sing that to our advantage, taking pot shots at them. It worked just fine for a while, until it didn&#039;t. We thought the Thing had quit following us so when we turned around we both fuckin&#039; BUTT JUMPED out of our seats. It was funny as hell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember when this came out, I was playing it with my brother. We were in some sort of compound with almost no ammo left and we were just running around, trying not to die. We had noticed that if you ran from the Things for a long enough period of time they&#8217;d stop following you and started sing that to our advantage, taking pot shots at them. It worked just fine for a while, until it didn&#8217;t. We thought the Thing had quit following us so when we turned around we both fuckin&#8217; BUTT JUMPED out of our seats. It was funny as hell.</p>
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		<title>By: Alaska Slim</title>
		<link>http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/02/25/the-thing-review/comment-page-2/#comment-27157</link>
		<dc:creator>Alaska Slim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Star wars games tend to be good.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Star wars games tend to be good.</p>
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